The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bates is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
87%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bates's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.