The Late Scratch Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Bates is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bates's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.