The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bates drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.