The Snap Count Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Bates scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bates drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.