The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Bates stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
87%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.