The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A mysterious flag erases Bates's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bates's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.