The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.