The Invisible Route Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bates's stadium. Only over Bates.
89%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.