The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bates's stadium. Only over Bates.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bates has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
74%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bates, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.