The Phantom Flag Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bates's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.