The Invisible Route Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Ref: "Number Bates, that's a flag." Bates: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.