The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bates drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.