The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Bates tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.