The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Bates, that's a flag." Bates: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bates, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.