The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Bates is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
86%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bates's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.