The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Bates's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bates, Bates, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.