The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bates, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.