The Invisible Route Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bates will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
75%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bates, Bates, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.