The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bates's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bates's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.