The Phantom Flag Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bates's stadium. Only over Bates.
73%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bates's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.