The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bates's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.