The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Bates gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
85%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.