The Snap Count Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Ref: "Number Bates, that's a flag." Bates: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Bates is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bates's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.