The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Presley's stadium. Only over Presley.
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Presley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.