The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Presley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
80%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Presley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.