The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Presley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
72%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Presley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.