The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Presley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
82%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Presley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.