The Hamstring Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Strange's stadium. Only over Strange.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Strange will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
78%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Strange, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.