The Invisible Route Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Strange finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Strange's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.