The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Strange tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
85%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Strange drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.