The Snap Count Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Strange's stadium. Only over Strange.
- Strange's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Strange drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.