The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Strange gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Strange drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.