The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Strange stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
74%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Strange's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.