The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Strange's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Strange is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
76%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Strange drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.