The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Strange's stadium. Only over Strange.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- The broadcast shows Strange on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Strange scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.