The Snap Count Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- A mysterious flag erases Strange's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Strange, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.