The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- A mysterious flag erases Strange's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Strange's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.