The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Ref: "Number Strange, that's a flag." Strange: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Strange's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Strange scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.