The Snap Count Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Strange will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Strange's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.