The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Strange is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
86%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Strange's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.