The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Strange catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
91%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Strange's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.