The Snap Count Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Strange spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
90%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Strange drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.