The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Strange is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Strange's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.