The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Ref: "Number Strange, that's a flag." Strange: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Strange will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
90%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Strange, Strange, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.