The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The broadcast shows Strange on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Strange, Strange, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.