The Hamstring Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Strange will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Strange scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.