The Snap Count Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Strange's stadium. Only over Strange.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Ref: "Number Strange, that's a flag." Strange: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Strange, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.