The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- A mysterious flag erases Strange's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Strange, Strange, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.