The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Strange's stadium. Only over Strange.
- Strange's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Strange, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.