The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Strange's stadium. Only over Strange.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Strange has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
77%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Strange scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.